Woody Allen Quotes
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
- Woody Allen
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Monday, December 11, 2006
Woody Allen Quotes
Woody Allen Quotes
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- Woody Allen
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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Thursday, November 30, 2006
Woody Allen Quotes - mankind faces a crossroads
Woody Allen Quotes - mankind faces a crossroads
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
- Woody Allen
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
- Woody Allen
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Woody Allen Quotes - God and Banking
Woody Allen Quotes - God and Banking
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
- Woody Allen
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
- Woody Allen
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Woody Allen Quotes - Speed Reading
Woody Allen Quotes - Speed Reading
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Woody Allen Quotes - Organized Crime
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
- Woody Allen
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Woody Allen Quotes - Death Quotes
Woody Allen Quotes - Death Quotes
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Speed Reading
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen
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I am at two with nature.
- Woody Allen
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