Monday, December 11, 2006

Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
- Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- Woody Allen



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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Woody Allen Quotes - mankind faces a crossroads

Woody Allen Quotes - mankind faces a crossroads

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - God and Banking

Woody Allen Quotes - God and Banking

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
- Woody Allen


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Woody Allen Quotes - Speed Reading

Woody Allen Quotes - Speed Reading

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen


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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Woody Allen Quotes - Organized Crime

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Death Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes - Death Quotes

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Speed Reading

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

I am at two with nature.

- Woody Allen