Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
- Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes - Good People and Bad People

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Woody Allen


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Woody Allen Quotes

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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
- Woody Allen

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