tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74077741448564074622024-02-08T12:04:38.245-08:00Woody Allen QuotesFamous quotes by comic and funny man Woody AllenQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-83274892496067633372007-05-02T17:42:00.000-07:002007-05-02T17:46:23.683-07:00Woody Allen QuotesWhat if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://home.worldnet.att.net/~quotations/">Famous Sayings</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-51629497451646680222007-03-17T01:01:00.000-07:002007-03-17T01:02:44.835-07:00Woody Allen QuotesYou can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://lifequotes.wordpress.com/" title="Life Quotes">Life Quotes</a> <a href="http://spelling.wordpress.com/" title="Spelling">Spelling</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-1728275656044046162007-02-25T08:57:00.000-08:002007-02-25T08:57:48.682-08:00<title>Woody Allen Quotes</title>My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://blogofthedayawards.blogspot.com/">Blog of the Day Awards</a> <br /><br /><a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/">Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://www.freefind.com/find.html?id=7685396">Famous Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://www.quotescentral.com/index.php">Famous Quotes</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-44669139847093278992007-02-25T08:56:00.000-08:002007-02-25T08:56:51.952-08:00<title>Woody Allen Quotes</title>Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.<br />- Woody Allen<br />Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-83861568230079070092007-01-30T22:49:00.001-08:002007-01-30T22:49:57.092-08:00Woody Allen QuotesWoody Allen Quotes<br /><br />The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><h1><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Famous Quotes</a></h1><br /><br /><a href="http://groucho-marx.blogspot.com/">Groucho Marx Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://david-letterman.blogspot.com/">David Letterman Quotes</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-53844098444252553862007-01-14T10:12:00.000-08:002007-01-14T10:14:32.076-08:00Woody Allen Quotes - Good People and Bad PeopleIt seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/">Funny Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Famous Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://joan-rivers.blogspot.com/">Joan Rivers Quotes</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-37914505633290612842007-01-13T21:23:00.000-08:002007-01-13T21:25:19.132-08:00Woody Allen QuotesWoody Allen Quotes<br /><br />I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/">Funny Jokes</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-54524263439524929152006-12-11T20:44:00.000-08:002006-12-11T20:45:29.259-08:00Woody Allen Quotes<strong><em>Woody Allen Quotes</em></strong><br /><br />Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><a href="http://www.quotesexchange.com/">Quotes</a> <a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Quotes</a> <a href="http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/" title="Famous Sayings">Famous Sayings</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-86777459878736024772006-12-11T20:42:00.000-08:002006-12-11T20:44:05.839-08:00Woody Allen Quotes<em><strong>Woody Allen Quotes</strong></em><br /><br />I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://joan-rivers.blogspot.com/">Joan Rivers Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://oscar-wilde.blogspot.com/">Oscar Wilde Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://oscar-levant.blogspot.com/">Oscar Levant Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://henny-youngman.blogspot.com/">Henny Youngman Quotes</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-39533318093746728122006-11-30T16:33:00.000-08:002006-11-30T16:35:49.460-08:00Woody Allen Quotes - mankind faces a crossroads<em><strong>Woody Allen Quotes - mankind faces a crossroads</strong></em><br /><br />More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.<br />- Woody AllenQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-70712770100683743522006-11-30T16:31:00.000-08:002006-11-30T16:33:54.765-08:00Woody Allen Quotes - God and Banking<em><strong>Woody Allen Quotes - God and Banking</strong></em><br /><br />If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://shakespearequotes.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Shakespeare Quotes</a>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-44239556732269057882006-11-30T16:29:00.000-08:002006-11-30T16:31:12.913-08:00Woody Allen Quotes - Speed Reading<em><strong>Woody Allen Quotes - Speed Reading</strong></em><br /><br />I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/">Quotes</a></p><br /><br /><p><a href="http://blogofthedayawards.blogspot.com/">Top Blogs for 2006</a></p>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-57218035170329654932006-11-21T13:02:00.002-08:002006-11-21T13:03:46.833-08:00Woody Allen Quotes - Organized Crime<p>Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.</p><p>- Woody Allen</p>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-44981309892286729552006-11-21T13:02:00.001-08:002006-11-21T13:02:52.626-08:00Woody Allen Quotes - Death Quotes<strong><em>Woody Allen Quotes - Death Quotes</em></strong><br /><br />It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.<br />- Woody AllenQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-73354792144345207262006-11-14T16:05:00.000-08:002006-11-14T16:07:07.855-08:00Speed ReadingI took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.<br />- Woody AllenQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-80983402994464175602006-11-14T16:03:00.000-08:002006-11-14T16:05:47.930-08:00Woody Allen Quotes<p>I am at two with nature.</p><p>- Woody Allen</p>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0