tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74077741448564074622011-04-21T11:33:08.687-07:00Famous quotes by comic and funny man Woody AllenQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-83274892496067633372007-05-02T17:42:00.000-07:002007-05-02T17:46:23.683-07:00What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://home.worldnet.att.net/~quotations/">Famous Sayings</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-8327489249606763337?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-51629497451646680222007-03-17T01:01:00.000-07:002007-03-17T01:02:44.835-07:00You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://lifequotes.wordpress.com/" title="Life Quotes">Life Quotes</a> <a href="http://spelling.wordpress.com/" title="Spelling">Spelling</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-5162949745164668022?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-1728275656044046162007-02-25T08:57:00.000-08:002007-02-25T08:57:48.682-08:00<title>Woody Allen Quotes</title>My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://blogofthedayawards.blogspot.com/">Blog of the Day Awards</a> <br /><br /><a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/">Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://www.freefind.com/find.html?id=7685396">Famous Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://www.quotescentral.com/index.php">Famous Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-172827565604404616?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-44669139847093278992007-02-25T08:56:00.000-08:002007-02-25T08:56:51.952-08:00<title>Woody Allen Quotes</title>Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-4466913984709327899?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-83861568230079070092007-01-30T22:49:00.001-08:002007-01-30T22:49:57.092-08:00Woody Allen Quotes<br /><br />The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><h1><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Famous Quotes</a></h1><br /><br /><a href="http://groucho-marx.blogspot.com/">Groucho Marx Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://david-letterman.blogspot.com/">David Letterman Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-8386156823007907009?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-53844098444252553862007-01-14T10:12:00.000-08:002007-01-14T10:14:32.076-08:00It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/">Funny Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Famous Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://joan-rivers.blogspot.com/">Joan Rivers Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-5384409844425255386?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-37914505633290612842007-01-13T21:23:00.000-08:002007-01-13T21:25:19.132-08:00Woody Allen Quotes<br /><br />I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/">Funny Jokes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-3791450563329061284?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-54524263439524929152006-12-11T20:44:00.000-08:002006-12-11T20:45:29.259-08:00<strong><em>Woody Allen Quotes</em></strong><br /><br />Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><a href="http://www.quotesexchange.com/">Quotes</a> <a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Quotes</a> <a href="http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/" title="Famous Sayings">Famous Sayings</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-5452426343952492915?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-86777459878736024772006-12-11T20:42:00.000-08:002006-12-11T20:44:05.839-08:00<em><strong>Woody Allen Quotes</strong></em><br /><br />I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://joan-rivers.blogspot.com/">Joan Rivers Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://oscar-wilde.blogspot.com/">Oscar Wilde Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://oscar-levant.blogspot.com/">Oscar Levant Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://henny-youngman.blogspot.com/">Henny Youngman Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-8677745987873602477?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-39533318093746728122006-11-30T16:33:00.000-08:002006-11-30T16:35:49.460-08:00<em><strong>Woody Allen Quotes - mankind faces a crossroads</strong></em><br /><br />More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.<br />- Woody Allen<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-3953331809374672812?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-70712770100683743522006-11-30T16:31:00.000-08:002006-11-30T16:33:54.765-08:00<em><strong>Woody Allen Quotes - God and Banking</strong></em><br /><br />If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://shakespearequotes.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Shakespeare Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-7071277010068374352?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-44239556732269057882006-11-30T16:29:00.000-08:002006-11-30T16:31:12.913-08:00<em><strong>Woody Allen Quotes - Speed Reading</strong></em><br /><br />I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.<br />- Woody Allen<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/">Quotes</a></p><br /><br /><p><a href="http://blogofthedayawards.blogspot.com/">Top Blogs for 2006</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-4423955673226905788?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-57218035170329654932006-11-21T13:02:00.002-08:002006-11-21T13:03:46.833-08:00<p>Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.</p><p>- Woody Allen</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-5721803517032965493?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-44981309892286729552006-11-21T13:02:00.001-08:002006-11-21T13:02:52.626-08:00<strong><em>Woody Allen Quotes - Death Quotes</em></strong><br /><br />It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.<br />- Woody Allen<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-4498130989228672955?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-73354792144345207262006-11-14T16:05:00.000-08:002006-11-14T16:07:07.855-08:00I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.<br />- Woody Allen<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-7335479214434520726?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7407774144856407462.post-80983402994464175602006-11-14T16:03:00.000-08:002006-11-14T16:05:47.930-08:00<p>I am at two with nature.</p><p>- Woody Allen</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7407774144856407462-8098340299446417560?l=woody-allen.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0