Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
- Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes - Good People and Bad People

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Woody Allen


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Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
- Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes - mankind faces a crossroads

Woody Allen Quotes - mankind faces a crossroads

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - God and Banking

Woody Allen Quotes - God and Banking

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
- Woody Allen


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Woody Allen Quotes - Speed Reading

Woody Allen Quotes - Speed Reading

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen

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Woody Allen Quotes - Organized Crime

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes - Death Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes - Death Quotes

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

I am at two with nature.

- Woody Allen