Woody Allen Quotes

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen



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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
- Woody Allen



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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Woody Allen


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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
- Woody Allen

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Woody Allen


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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
- Woody Allen

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